30 Hilariously Well-Intentioned Lies That Fibbing Parents Told Their Kids

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    Font - Posted by u/PrimalCarnivoreChick s 21 hours ago What things were you told growing up that were just plain lies?
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    Font - PrimalCarnivoreChick OP. 21 hr. ago I'll go first...if I eat a watermelon seed, then I'll grow a watermelon in my belly
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    Rectangle - BudgetCoach 20 hr. ago 8 That Moths were the Ghosts of Butterflies. Cheers for that one Dad.
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    Font - lamaga10 20 hr. ago ● "We are almost there" (during a long car journey)
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    Font - InSight89 20 hr. ago ● I always thought adults were geniuses that knew everything. I once asked my dad how waves at the beach were made. He said "whales". I believed that for years.
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    Smile - ReasonableObjection. 21 hr. ago Cracking your knuckles is bad for you...
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    Font - KnittinAndBitchin · 21 hr. ago My Nana would say "you're getting so tall!" whenever she saw me. I'm 5'1", are you making fun of me Nana? Is that what's happening here?
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    Font - _stuff_is_good_. 15 hr. ago. edited 6 hr. ago My dad told me that all lizards are named Russell because they make a rustle noise in the bushes. I proudly told everyone this in class at about age 6. I still remember the blank looks and the teacher laughing.
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    Font - PlanktonSharp879. 20 hr. ago The car won't start unless your seatbelt is on. I say this to my niece now. Lol.
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    Font - sirreginaldfeatherb3 20 hr. ago I was told in like 4th grade science that our blood was blue in our bodies on the way back to the lungs- that oxygen makes it red.
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    Product - rotatingruhnama · 20 hr. ago I need to behave in school because I have a "permanent record." Lol
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    Font - ihambrecht 19 hr. ago ● You need to get good grades in high school or you'll never get into a good school. Jokes on them, community college is cheaper and you can get a near perfect GPA and transfer pretty much anywhere.
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    Font - TileFloor · 17 hr. ago One year my mom gave me and my sister each a ziploc about a third full of jingling quarters and said "each time you ask that question or get too loud I will take a quarter away." We were silent for the whole journey.
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    Human body - funtech 21 hr. ago Bad people/criminals never win.
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    Font - IllustriousBat2446 · 21 hr. ago Just eat the crust, it'll make your hair curly!" My mom must have just been trying to make me appreciate those uneaten pizza corners.
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    Font - SirRupert 19 hr. ago ● I was told that and pickles put hair on my chest. I do have a quite hairy chest, so I haven't questioned it.
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    Human body - llcucf80 21 hr. ago If you keep making that face it'll freeze that way
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    Font - PrimalCarnivoreChick OP 21 hr. ago Or if you look cross eyes they'll get stuck that way lol
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    Font - Cute_Disaster7141 · 20 hr. ago Or gum will get stuck to your ribs for 7 years if you swallow it.
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    Font - keepoffmedian 21 hr. ago ● My grandpa told me he wouldn't swim with me at the beach because he's made of salt and he'll melt. I believed him.
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    Human body - infecteduser- 19 hr. ago I thought there would be more quicksand
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    Product - Ralphroberts603. 20 hr. ago My math teacher telling me I wouldn't always have a calculator in my pocket.
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    Font - Graciehedgie 21 hr. ago ● I was told in 2nd grade that I needed to know how to write in cursive because that's how everyone writes as an adult. Lies!!!!
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    Font - Unlikely_Pressure391- 21 hr. ago You'll understand when you are older. I'm almost 30 and still don't.
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    Organism - I_can_get_loud_too. 21 hr. ago That "some day my prince will come." Thanks Disney
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    Font - Impressive-Error988. 21 hr. ago If you told lies your tounge turned blue and when we hear the ice- cream van playing it's jingle it meant there wasn't any ice-cream left.
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    Rectangle - chemto90 20 hr. ago ● My mom always told us it was illegal to have the lights on in the car
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    Font - ThatPumpkin4130. 18 hr. ago If you pick up a baby bird and put it in its nest your smell will stay on it and its parents will reject it and it will d e.
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    Human body - lamaga10 · 20 hr. ago We had to send the dog to a farm" [1
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    Font - JeffreyJWhitea - 21 hr. ago "Next year they're gonna be a lot harder on you about this". And "the rules only get more strict". Heard that at the end of every year in elementary school but by high school the rules are much less strict.
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    Font - EL_Dildo Baggins. 19 hr. ago Going to college would make life easier, employers will reward hard work and dedication, after 20 years of work you can retire, I could go on and on and on.

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